Hailey's Tumblr

I'm kind of a moving target.

Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com

Even this anonymous user is criticizing Tumblr.

Look, I’m sure they’re doing their best. Asshole. 

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(via hairandglasses)

thedukeoflions:

ilovecharts:

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.
(via)

The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1

No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.

Maryland, Article 37

That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.

Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265

No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.

Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4

No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.

South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4

No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.

Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2

No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.

Texas, Article 1, Section 4

No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

thedukeoflions:

ilovecharts:

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.

(via)

The passages cited:

Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1

No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.

Maryland, Article 37

That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.

Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265

No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.

Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4

No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.

South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4

No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.

Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2

No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.

Texas, Article 1, Section 4

No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

Seattle, a city very low on violent crimes like murder, rape, and first degree assault, has been experiencing city-wide shootings in increasing numbers, culminating today with one on 58th and Roosevelt (with three fatalities), three blocks north of a home that I sleep at often.

You expect in Belltown and Rainer Beach, but this is kinda getting too close for comfort. :/

meltmesunlips replied to your post: I cannot believe no one asked me how I know what…

HAILEY HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEE TASTES LIKE.

-sigh-

So, I was over at the house of this girl who lived down the street. Her brother was a year older than us and quite the little asshole, if I do say so myself. She and I had these little water guns that summer that we were playing with that day and drinking from instead of squirting each other. We left them in the kitchen when we went to jump on the trampoline.

Guess what he did? He fucking took the water out and he and his friend peed in them. And I drank it.

lil-motel:

NO NO NO

Do you ever wonder if we give the Tumblr staff a complex?

lil-motel:

NO NO NO

Do you ever wonder if we give the Tumblr staff a complex?

I cannot believe no one asked me how I know what pee tastes like. 

I had a quarter of one energy drink and pulled an all nighter.

How the fuck do people drink this shit? It tastes like pee. 

plainwithpurpose:

buttsen:

it’s remarkable how certain people can have such beautiful faces that in one second can turn into the most ridiculous face i’ve ever seen people are so cool!!!

True Beauty 

  • What I say: I'm gonna keep my ears at 1/2 inch and schedule a tattoo appointment when i turn 18
  • What my mom thinks I'm saying: I'm gonna stretch my ears to 4 inches and tattoo every part of my body including my face.