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nightlifemingus:

coelacanthteeth:

bruh if you’re that easily distracted you deserve to crash your car :o) 

Hahahah ahah “conflict between public safety and individual freedoms” this dude is a riot

my tits cause a public safety concern.

nightlifemingus:

coelacanthteeth:

bruh if you’re that easily distracted you deserve to crash your car :o) 

Hahahah ahah “conflict between public safety and individual freedoms” this dude is a riot

my tits cause a public safety concern.

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

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